by Max Barry

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The Most Ignorant Citizens in Band Camp

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, Band Camp is ranked 17,369th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of The Marching BandDemocratic Socialists“One Band, One Sound”
2.The Republic of American-PieDemocratic Socialists“A slice.”
3.The Big Muddy of Please Walk ForwardTyranny by Majority“Please walk forward. Kindly move backward.”
4.The Slippery Slope of The Lucky FluteFather Knows Best State“To boldly go where no flute has gone before”