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The Lowest Crime Rates in Band Camp

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

As a region, Band Camp is ranked 4,785^th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute	Father Knows Best State	“To boldly go where no flute has gone before”
2.	The Community of Band Camp	Left-wing Utopia	“We get it, you like American Pie”
3.	The Big Muddy of Please Walk Forward	Tyranny by Majority	“Please walk forward. Kindly move backward.”
4.	The Dominion of The Marching Band	Democratic Socialists	“One Band, One Sound”
5.	The Republic of American-Pie	Democratic Socialists	“A slice.”