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The Safest in Band Camp

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Big Muddy of Please Walk Forward	Tyranny by Majority	“Please walk forward. Kindly move backward.”
2.	The Dominion of The Marching Band	Democratic Socialists	“One Band, One Sound”
3.	The Republic of American-Pie	Democratic Socialists	“A slice.”
4.	The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute	Father Knows Best State	“To boldly go where no flute has gone before”