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The Most Cultured in Band Camp

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute	Father Knows Best State	“To boldly go where no flute has gone before”
2.	The Dominion of The Marching Band	Democratic Socialists	“One Band, One Sound”
3.	The Big Muddy of Please Walk Forward	Tyranny by Majority	“Please walk forward. Kindly move backward.”
4.	The Republic of American-Pie	Democratic Socialists	“A slice.”