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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Band Camp

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Band Camp is ranked 24,924th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of The Marching BandDemocratic Socialists“One Band, One Sound”
2.The Big Muddy of Please Walk ForwardTyranny by Majority“Please walk forward. Kindly move backward.”
3.The Republic of American-PieDemocratic Socialists“A slice.”
4.The Slippery Slope of The Lucky FluteFather Knows Best State“To boldly go where no flute has gone before”