The Most Secular in Band Camp
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute | Father Knows Best State | “To boldly go where no flute has gone before” | |
| 2. |  The Big Muddy of Please Walk Forward | Tyranny by Majority | “Please walk forward. Kindly move backward.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of American-Pie | Democratic Socialists | “A slice.” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of The Marching Band | Democratic Socialists | “One Band, One Sound” |
