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The Most Average in Band Camp

World Census staff took time out to pay tribute to those most overlooked of nations: the determinedly average.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of American-Pie	Democratic Socialists	“A slice.”
2.	The Dominion of The Marching Band	Democratic Socialists	“One Band, One Sound”
3.	The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute	Father Knows Best State	“To boldly go where no flute has gone before”
4.	The Big Muddy of Please Walk Forward	Tyranny by Majority	“Please walk forward. Kindly move backward.”