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The Largest Black Market in Band Camp

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, Band Camp is ranked 2,952^nd in the world for Largest Black Market.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute	Father Knows Best State	“To boldly go where no flute has gone before”
2.	The Republic of American-Pie	Democratic Socialists	“A slice.”
3.	The Big Muddy of Please Walk Forward	Tyranny by Majority	“Please walk forward. Kindly move backward.”
4.	The Dominion of The Marching Band	Democratic Socialists	“One Band, One Sound”
5.	The Community of Band Camp	Left-wing Utopia	“We get it, you like American Pie”