The Fattest Citizens in Big Mts
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ghost of Lost Nations | Tyranny by Majority | “Patience and perseverance have a magical effect.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Julle Greekmasoming | Iron Fist Socialists | “Strength Through Compliance” |
