The Safest in Bigtopia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Bigtopia is ranked 13,164th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Simonation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In God we trust” | |
| 2. |  The Heavily Armed Super Power of Archidamus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Right Is More Precious Than Peace” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Insomniac Dragon | Moralistic Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Vututh | Tyranny by Majority | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Jubilee 2 | Moralistic Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 6. | The Republic of Jadekill | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Clungus | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Deez nuts are for suckin'” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Stories Lasting Through Sleepless Nights | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Stories That Last Through The Sleepless Nights” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita XLVI | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
| 10. |  The Unsuspected Ambush of A Raider Sleeper | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Time to Sleep!” |
