The Fattest Citizens in Bikini Islands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Bikini Islands is ranked 11,428th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Republic of Tega Kay | Capitalist Paradise | “Pizza Party!” | |
2. | The Incorporated States of Middle Moveeptour | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mission Accomplished” | |
3. | The Free Land of MacDaddi | Left-wing Utopia | “Beauties of the World” | |
4. | The Democratic Republic of The BBQ Sauce Islands | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Twirling Toward Hot Girls 🔥🔥🔥” | |
5. | The Colony of Taveuni Islands | Democratic Socialists | “Vigilance, Honor, Courage” |