by Max Barry

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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in BLITZKRIEG

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

As a region, BLITZKRIEG is ranked 2,378th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of Remnants of ExilvaniaIron Fist Consumerists“Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.”
2.The Substitutiary Locomotion of Captain WoodhouseCompulsory Consumerist State“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
3.The High-toned SOB of Hugo BossIron Fist Consumerists“Charlie don't surf”
4.The Jarlreich of Wiking NordlandTyranny by Majority“Sigr eša Valhöll - Victory or Valhalla”
5.The Reichesmilitärstaat of NachfolgiaIron Fist Consumerists“I don't like war...I LOVE war.”
6.The Mmmbop of White CollarIron Fist Consumerists“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
7.The Happy Charnel House of Chinese LanternsFather Knows Best State“With exactness grinds He all”
8.The First Republic of Of LebenFather Knows Best State“Et cognoscetis veritatem, et veritas liberabit vos”
9.The All for the love of you of David BowmanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“My God, it's full of stars”
10.The Republic of VlaamsMoralistic Democracy“Klauwerdeklauw”