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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Cair Paravel

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Cair Paravel is ranked 7,676^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Island of Dugast	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Keep barking at the same tree!”
2.	The Early Morning Song of A Smol Birb	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Always Be Beeping”
3.	The Nomadic Peoples of Rath Mak	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
4.	The Republic of Blue Jay 40	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Just a blue jay”
5.	The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CXXV	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Fireplace cloak”
6.	The Matriarchy of Lady of the Green Kirtle	Psychotic Dictatorship	“The ceremony of innocence is drowned”