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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in California

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The City of Berkeley	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
2.	The County of Calaveras	Free-Market Paradise	“Skulls”
3.	The University of California Los Angeles	New York Times Democracy	“Let there be light”
4.	The People's Republic of Chinafornia	Father Knows Best State	“战争即和平，自由即奴役，无知即力量”
5.	The Municipal Commune of City of Davis	Left-wing Utopia	“Bike the extra mile”
6.	The Armed Republic of Clint Eastwood	Father Knows Best State	“My Mule Don't Like People Laughing At Him”
7.	The County of Colusa	Tyranny by Majority	“The Great Bear.”
8.	The State of El Rita	New York Times Democracy	“From Many, to the One”
9.	The City of Fontana	New York Times Democracy	“City of Action”
10.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Goldenson	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Answerable to the people, to an extent”

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