by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Capitalist Paradise

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 354th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Infection of EdgemasterFather Knows Best State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
2.The Confederacy of GespainAnarchy“Laissez faire, laissez passer”
3.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
4.The Corporate Consortium of CouratharCapitalizt“Progress at any Cost”
5.The Corporate Empire of Mon GoogCapitalist Paradise“Greed is Good”
6.The Free Domes of Meridiani PlanumCapitalizt“We flourish together as free men and women”
7.The Republic of American ArgentinaCapitalizt“Vires acquirit eundo”
8.The Holy Purple Principality of PentadbirCapitalist Paradise“He said we haven't had that spirit here since 1969”
9.The Free Market Zone of KalatcheviaCompulsory Consumerist State“It's a good day for business”
10.The Free Secular Federation of Nation of QuebecLiberal Democratic Socialists“Friends Close, Enemies Closer”
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