by Max Barry

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The Most Primitive in Capitalist Paradise

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 26,946th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Dominion of StomachacheeseFree-Market Paradise“CHEESE”
12.The Borderlands of Satellite TransmitterFree-Market Paradise“#x01#x07^GC PRI#x02^MAINT REQ XMTR SYS FAIL#x03#x04#x05”
13.The Colony of CAT CARD RESCUECapitalist Paradise“Adopt a cat!”
14.The Republic of GunshowsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“See 2nd Amendment”
15.The Republic of AT-XTInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
16.The Gunboat Diplomacy of USS Reuben JamesCorporate Police State“What Were Their Names? What Were Their Names?”
17.The Confederacy of CollinistanCapitalizt“To the tyrants never yield”
18.The Free Land of Northern Industrial States of AmericaCorporate Bordello“Pride and Industry”
19.The Sultanate of TropicsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Tropics”
20.The Chaotic Federation of XornadoBenevolent Dictatorship“Freedom Through Compliance”
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