The Most Rebellious Youth in Capitalist Paradise
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 452nd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Corporate Empire of Mon Goog | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Greed is Good” | |
| 32. |  The Grand Duchy of Acario | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Acabar en éxito” | |
| 33. |  The Free Land of Javier Milei | Capitalist Paradise | “¡Viva la Libertad, carajo!” | |
| 34. |  The All-Knowing Plate of Trustworthy Fudge Cake | Corporate Police State | “The cake is a lie?” | |
| 35. |  The Serenissima Repubblica of Merx Libera | Capitalist Paradise | “Pro Prosperitate Mundi” | |
| 36. |  The Federal Monarchy of Bel Cairo | Anarchy | “By reason or by force.” | |
| 37. |  The Republic of Scientia Major | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Knowledge, liberty and peace” | |
| 38. |  The Libertarian Confederacy of Argeentina | Capitalist Paradise | “Capitalismo, ahorro y trabajo duro.” | |
| 39. |  The Clampdown of Kaputer | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pop Tarts for all” | |
| 40. |  The Grand Old Republic of Senexia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Date mihi libertatem aut mortem” |
