The Most Primitive in Capitalist Paradise
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 27,066th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 71. |  The Syndicate of CoVar Corporation | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Capitalizing Crime, Revolution, and Terrorism since '03” | |
| 72. |  The Constitutional Republic of Averican | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eat my shorts” | |
| 73. |  The Grand Duchy of Acario | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Acabar en éxito” | |
| 74. |  The Confederacy of Woogus | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pax, Bonum Faustum et Fine, Quia Omnes” | |
| 75. |  The ArchQueendom of LadyFasterkittens | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Only Diamonds Will Do” | |
| 76. |  The Theocracy of Blonde race | Moralistic Democracy | “to everyone who has much, more will be given to him” | |
| 77. |  The Plutocracy of Clue Corporation | Capitalist Paradise | “Here Comes The Money” | |
| 78. |  The Plutocracy of Eurasia Atlantic Corporation | Capitalist Paradise | “Ambition is the Currency of Progress” | |
| 79. |  The Queendom of Fiarindom | Anarchy | “Foo Bar” | |
| 80. |  The Federal Republic of Brazslia | Corporate Bordello | “United Freedom” |
