The Safest in Capitalist Paradise
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 21,575th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together” | |
| 2. |  The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Friends Close, Enemies Closer” | |
| 3. |  The Federative Republic of Dharmanagara | Conservative Democracy | “ꦪꦸꦝꦏꦂꦪꦱꦠꦾꦨꦏ꧀ꦠꦶ” | |
| 4. |  The War-Torn Refugee Camps of Charranese Borderlands | Capitalist Paradise | “Charran Charran” | |
| 5. |  The Grand Duchy of Acario | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Acabar en éxito” | |
| 6. |  The Principality of Hamonistan | Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure!” | |
| 7. |  The CID WA Puppet of UNDelegate | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice Above All” | |
| 8. |  The Grand Old Republic of Senexia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Date mihi libertatem aut mortem” | |
| 9. |  The Libertarian Republic of Freedombourg | Left-Leaning College State | “Live Free and Crimeless, or else...” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic States of Viperreich | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “For the glory and the grace of our nation” |
