by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Most Primitive in Capitalist Paradise

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 24,420th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Polemic Hagiarchy of ZenzibarPsychotic Dictatorship“That's just the way the system works.”
2.The People's Republic of StavangarIron Fist Consumerists“Stay true to the law.”
3.The Republic of FinneransFather Knows Best State“Yagottawanna”
4.The People's Republic of Southern KodiaksIron Fist Consumerists“The third estate chooses the third option.”
5.The Dictatorship of ForodanaPsychotic Dictatorship“What corresponds to us is ours”
6.The Community of Vox popuCorporate Bordello“Freedom at any cost!”
7.The Republic of PaulinstineCivil Rights Lovefest“Strong, Neutral, and Free”
8.The Armed Republic of Grand Army AfricaFather Knows Best State“Might Makes Right”
9.The Nomadic Peoples of Saint Judes OwnCompulsory Consumerist State“Saint Jude protect us we are a Lost Cause”
10.The Principality of WertharingaPsychotic Dictatorship“Freedom, Flag, Fatherland”
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