The Most Primitive in Capitalist Paradise
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 24,420th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Polemic Hagiarchy of Zenzibar||Psychotic Dictatorship||“That's just the way the system works.”|
|2.||The People's Republic of Stavangar||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Stay true to the law.”|
|3.||The Republic of Finnerans||Father Knows Best State||“Yagottawanna”|
|4.||The People's Republic of Southern Kodiaks||Iron Fist Consumerists||“The third estate chooses the third option.”|
|5.||The Dictatorship of Forodana||Psychotic Dictatorship||“What corresponds to us is ours”|
|6.||The Community of Vox popu||Corporate Bordello||“Freedom at any cost!”|
|7.||The Republic of Paulinstine||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Strong, Neutral, and Free”|
|8.||The Armed Republic of Grand Army Africa||Father Knows Best State||“Might Makes Right”|
|9.||The Nomadic Peoples of Saint Judes Own||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Saint Jude protect us we are a Lost Cause”|
|10.||The Principality of Wertharinga||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Freedom, Flag, Fatherland”|