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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Caracas

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Alien Warfare	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“What Works”
2.	The District of Athele	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Our Community First”
3.	The State of Bruce Petersen	Corporate Bordello	“Crossing Off Another One”
4.	The State of Cape Muzon	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Land's End”
5.	The State of Erin Davenport	Anarchy	“Like I Said”
6.	The Queen's State of God Sam	Iron Fist Consumerists	“RIP”
7.	The State of Gough	New York Times Democracy	“Home Sweet Home”
8.	The State of Old Roy	New York Times Democracy	“RIP”