The Smartest Citizens in Cards of Gold
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Cards of Gold is ranked 2,002nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Paradise of Wungus Bill | Left-wing Utopia | “Ching Cheng Hanji” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Raclette Union | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In Tartiflette We Trust” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Foolinnciel | Father Knows Best State | “It could, definitely, be worse” |
