The Highest Economic Output in Chicago
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
As a region, Chicago is ranked 2,004th in the world for Highest Economic Output.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Pipe Smokers of Granger | Compulsory Consumerist State | “It is So Easy To Be Smart but a Struggle to be Wise” | |
| 2. |  The Chicagoans of StCharles West Apts | New York Times Democracy | “Home of the ultimate Public-Private-Partnership” | |
| 3. |  The Public Servants of J Auctioneers Sister | New York Times Democracy | “Reminding the world of the evils of white supremacy” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of The St Louis Cardinals | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “11 Time World Series Chapions” | |
| 5. | The Public Servants of J Auctioneers Brother | Democratic Socialists | “The KKK is a terrorist organization” | |
| 6. |  The Matriarchy of Velma Kelly | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Gin and guns, either one is bad enough, but together...” | |
| 7. |  The Windy City of Chicago | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “My kind of town, Chicago is ...” | |
| 8. |  The Climate change a'wandering of Oak Brook Mall Rats | Capitalist Paradise | “Our next destination is someplace higher” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Kleinville | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Gitter dunn” | |
| 10. |  The Loving Couple of I Ship-It | Moralistic Democracy | “Shipping Fan.” |
