The Largest Black Market in Chicago
World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Pipe Smokers of Granger | Compulsory Consumerist State | “It is So Easy To Be Smart but a Struggle to be Wise” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of The St Louis Cardinals | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “11 Time World Series Chapions” | |
| 3. |  The Loving Couple of I Ship-It | Moralistic Democracy | “Shipping Fan.” | |
| 4. |  The Anarcho-syndicalist commune of AAs Storage Unit | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Administrator of the AA Storage Unit-Eastern Division” | |
| 5. |  The Windy City of Chicago | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “My kind of town, Chicago is ...” | |
| 6. |  The Matriarchy of Velma Kelly | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Gin and guns, either one is bad enough, but together...” | |
| 7. | The Public Servants of J Auctioneers Brother | Democratic Socialists | “The KKK is a terrorist organization” | |
| 8. | The Public Servants of J Auctioneers Sister | New York Times Democracy | “Reminding the world of the evils of white supremacy” | |
| 9. |  The Thrown 1919 World Series of Chicago Black Sox | Moralistic Democracy | “We broke the faith with fans for payoffs.” | |
| 10. |  The Climate change a'wandering of Oak Brook Mall Rats | Capitalist Paradise | “Our next destination is someplace higher” |
