The Most Devout in Chicken overlords
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Most Divine and Holy Empire of Not Your Stuff | Psychotic Dictatorship | “This is not your stuff, it's MY stuff. All of it.” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Zucaldoneis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We can't expect God to do all the work.” | |
| 3. |  The United States of Phantala | Iron Fist Consumerists | “As you were... At least till his whim changes.” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of She Thernia Uniacemostan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “From Many, One” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Card-Farmia | Moralistic Democracy | “We love cards, and so should you!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Stefrajinsk | Capitalist Paradise | “The march forward constitutes all of us.” | |
| 7. |  The Loving Couple of I-ShipIt | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Shipping Fan!” | |
| 8. |  The Union of egoists of IraqGreece | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Thanks for lunch money” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of Thee Imperium 0f Man | Father Knows Best State | “The Emperor protects” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Iephost cards 9 | Corrupt Dictatorship | “For Iephost” |
