The Nudest in Christmas
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Christmas is ranked 5,077th in the world for Nudest.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Merry Christmas to you” | |
2. | The Xmas Mass Murder Spree of Robot Santa- | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freedom for the wolves has often meant death to the sheep” | |
3. | The Democratic States of Krampustown | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Punish the naughty children!” | |
4. | The Rogue Partner of FR0SCH | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fro thinks so, too!” | |
5. | The Toasty Smell of Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire | Father Knows Best State | “Merry Christmas to you” | |
6. | The Rogue Nation of DSN19 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
7. | The Cosy Warmth of Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Merry Christmas to you” | |
8. | The Festival Guild of The Christmas Elves | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Seize the means of toy production” | |
9. | The Confederacy of Finmany | Libertarian Police State | “leo de terra septentrionali Sceptrum de manu tolle” | |
10. | The Most Wonderful Time of The Year | Anarchy | “It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year” |