by Max Barry

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The Nudest in Christmas

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Christmas is ranked 5,077th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a ChoirIron Fist Consumerists“Merry Christmas to you”
2.The Xmas Mass Murder Spree of Robot Santa-Iron Fist Consumerists“Freedom for the wolves has often meant death to the sheep”
3.The Democratic States of KrampustownCompulsory Consumerist State“Punish the naughty children!”
4.The Rogue Partner of FR0SCHIron Fist Consumerists“Fro thinks so, too!”
5.The Toasty Smell of Chestnuts Roasting on an Open FireFather Knows Best State“Merry Christmas to you”
6.The Rogue Nation of DSN19Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“You Can't Stop Progress”
7.The Cosy Warmth of Folks Dressed Up Like EskimosIron Fist Consumerists“Merry Christmas to you”
8.The Festival Guild of The Christmas ElvesCivil Rights Lovefest“Seize the means of toy production”
9.The Confederacy of FinmanyLibertarian Police State“leo de terra septentrionali Sceptrum de manu tolle”
10.The Most Wonderful Time of The YearAnarchy“It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year”
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