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The Largest Retail Industry in Cocaine

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Private Stash of Cocaine	Father Knows Best State	“Cocaine!”
2.	The Kingdom of Loathing	Corporate Police State	“An Adventurer Is You!”
3.	The Private Stash of Coke Fiends	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Cocaine!”
4.	The Space Ambassadors of Spaceballers	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”