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The Highest Crime Rates in Cocaine

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Cocaine is ranked 144^th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Private Stash of Cocaine	Father Knows Best State	“Cocaine!”
2.	The Space Ambassadors of Spaceballers	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”
3.	The Private Stash of Coke Fiends	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Cocaine!”
4.	The Kingdom of Loathing	Corporate Police State	“An Adventurer Is You!”