The Nudest in County
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, County is ranked 27,143rd in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The County of Skamania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Swift waters” | |
| 2. | The County of Whatcom | Capitalist Paradise | “In God we Trust” | |
| 3. |  The County of Kittitas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From the Cascades to the Columbia” | |
| 4. |  The County of Lycoming | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lycoming County, Pennsylvania” | |
| 5. |  The County of Washoe | Right-wing Utopia | “Battle Born” | |
| 6. |  The County of Cochise | Right-wing Utopia | “Strength of an Oak” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Wahkiakum | Free-Market Paradise | “Wahkiakum, My Home” | |
| 8. | The County of Kitsap | Right-wing Utopia | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 9. |  The United States of Muskingum | Right-wing Utopia | “In God we Trust” | |
| 10. |  The Parish of Tensas | Right-wing Utopia | “Paroisse des Tensas” |
