The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 2. |  The Borderlands of Nothreen | Anarchy | “...” | |
| 3. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Capitalist Paradise | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
| 4. |  The Christmas Planes of Eternal Dam Nation | Anarchy | “EternalDamNation!!!!!!11!1!?one1!!!” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Vosiycrs | Anarchy | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
| 6. |  The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland | Capitalizt | “A Good Place to Raise Your Business” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands | Capitalist Paradise | “If you have money, nothing is impossible!” | |
| 8. |  The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | Anarchy | “Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings” | |
| 9. |  The United Conglomerates of Corporoat | Anarchy | “Central government is for the weak.” | |
| 10. |  The Failed States of Ervarëa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC | Anarchy | “Adenroth Erodian veladris, Re’riendel novildrian!” |
