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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Death Valley

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Death Valley is ranked 917th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rooms And Facilities of The Inn At Death ValleyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Inn”
2.The Environment of Death Valley National ParkInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Lowest, Driest, Hottest”
3.The Terrain of Telescope PeakInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Telescope Peak”
4.The Region of The Badwater BasinNew York Times Democracy“Lowest Point In North America”
5.The Desert Town of Furnace CreekDemocratic Socialists“Death Valley”
6.The Rooms And Facilities of The Oasis At Death ValleyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Oasis”
7.The Town of Death Valley JunctionDemocratic Socialists“Death Valley”