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The Fattest Citizens in Delta

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Delta is ranked 389^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Bright Stars	Anarchy	“OK”
2.	The Empire of Black Wizard	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Yes!”
3.	The Republic of Central Universe	New York Times Democracy	“Thought, action, result”
4.	The Kingdom of Newlandya	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Everything is fine”