The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Democratic Socialist Assembly
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -I-Ship It | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Shipping Fan!” | |
| 2. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Aaborita | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Happy Lesbian, Sad American” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Aarkhytra | Corporate Police State | “For the duty to the Grand Emperor” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Absovenya | Democratic Socialists | “Ćn Vanoa, vararete ferjevígt.” | |
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Acadai | Democratic Socialists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of Aetros | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “What's a friend that's not worth crossing a country for” | |
| 7. |  The Outpost of Agaralia | New York Times Democracy | “Vox Populi, Vox Dei” | |
| 8. |  The Grandest Duchy of Agune | Left-wing Utopia | “In search of a better motto.” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of Akach | Democratic Socialists | “By the hand of the Almighty” | |
| 10. |  The Sultanate of Aliberaq | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Wisdom lies in the heart” |
