Advertisement

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Department Store

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Department of Ain	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Val des Plastiques”
2.	The Department of Aisne	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Egalité, Fraternité, Liberté”
3.	The Department of Allier	Free-Market Paradise	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
4.	The Department of Alpes-de-Haute-Provence	Moralistic Democracy	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
5.	The Department of Alpes-Maritimes	Iron Fist Consumerists	“À bas l'État islamique!”
6.	The Department of Ardeche	Moralistic Democracy	“Aide toi, et le ciel t'aidera.”
7.	The Department of Ardennes	Conservative Democracy	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
8.	The Department of Ariege	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
9.	The Department of Aube	Moralistic Democracy	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
10.	The Department of Aveyron	Authoritarian Democracy	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”

1234. . .67»