The Largest Governments in Doll Guldur
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Red Hot Sizzler of Sexy Santa | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Red Hot Sandra” | |
| 2. |  The Boozer of Sozzled Santa | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Cheers!” | |
| 3. |  The Poor Peasants of Pinkest Panther | Moralistic Democracy | “Pink is the New Black” | |
| 4. |  The Theocracy of Redemptoria | Capitalist Paradise | “God's Will” | |
| 5. |  The Unholy Terrors of Captain Bones | Iron Fist Consumerists | “ARRH!” | |
| 6. |  The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical Saboteur | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mind the Mine, it's Mine!” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Riders of Stone of Caliburn | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Disinherited Brains” | |
| 8. |  The Pirate Queen of Ching Shih Shuishou | Authoritarian Democracy | “Sail the Seven Seas” | |
| 9. |  The Constitutional Crabery of Captain Krabs | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Walking Sideways” | |
| 10. |  The Sentient of Silent Snorer | Iron Fist Consumerists | “He Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest” |
