by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Egypt

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Egypt is ranked 6,854th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unliving Kindred of NebkheperureCompulsory Consumerist State“Born Lifeless, We Reign”
2.The Protectorate of TanisInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Jemēlo Kaerīnnon Ivīlībilāt?”
3.The Pharaoh Eternal of HatshepsutPsychotic Dictatorship“Praise be to the gods.”
4.The Mighty Palace Dude of The Egyptian CouncilNew York Times Democracy“Leading the Sixth Dynasty”
5.The Coptic Kingdom of RemenkimiaMoralistic Democracy“The Incarnate Word is Fully Divine and Fully Human”
6.The Enlightened Theocracy of ThotheDemocratic Socialists“As a matter of fact, it's all dark.”
7.The Two Horizons of Ra-HarakhtePsychotic Dictatorship“The Present and Eternal Pharaoh of Egypt”
8.The Arab People's Republic of Western Lawaz UnicatanAuthoritarian Democracy“May Our Days of Glory Never Cease Under the New Rule”