The Fattest Citizens in Egypt
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Egypt is ranked 6,854th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Unliving Kindred of Nebkheperure | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Born Lifeless, We Reign” | |
2. | The Protectorate of Tanis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Jemēlo Kaerīnnon Ivīlībilāt?” | |
3. | The Pharaoh Eternal of Hatshepsut | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Praise be to the gods.” | |
4. | The Mighty Palace Dude of The Egyptian Council | New York Times Democracy | “Leading the Sixth Dynasty” | |
5. | The Coptic Kingdom of Remenkimia | Moralistic Democracy | “The Incarnate Word is Fully Divine and Fully Human” | |
6. | The Enlightened Theocracy of Thothe | Democratic Socialists | “As a matter of fact, it's all dark.” | |
7. | The Two Horizons of Ra-Harakhte | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Present and Eternal Pharaoh of Egypt” | |
8. | The Arab People's Republic of Western Lawaz Unicatan | Authoritarian Democracy | “May Our Days of Glory Never Cease Under the New Rule” |