The Most Secular in Eladen
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Eladen is ranked 4,288th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Kalmarth | Father Knows Best State | “Get me out of this place” | |
| 2. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 3. |  The Process State of The Albertan Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!” | |
| 4. |  The CUP Fortified Enclave in and of The Grove of Eladen | Moralistic Democracy | “My Land, Not Yours, whether you like it or not” | |
| 5. |  The ELF-Eladen Slave World of Demons of Valkarth | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Death to All” | |
| 6. |  The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Faltimron | Corporate Police State | “Moon, Friendship, NationStates, Brains” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Libertarian Lands of America | Capitalist Paradise | “Liberty and Private Property” | |
| 8. |  The Intergalactic Trailer Park of Coomlag | New York Times Democracy | “tony soprano state” | |
| 9. |  The Free land of Ducky II | Democratic Socialists | “One nation, together for freedom, future and progress” | |
| 10. |  The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate Investors | Anarchy | “ROI is King” |
