The Most Primitive in Europeia
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Europeia is ranked 22,239th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pray and feel the love!” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Israel Rn | Psychotic Dictatorship | “That tie better be Eeemaculate” | |
| 3. |  The Constitute of the Republik of Name 0 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Kavas, dar konstitut isse austen!” | |
| 4. |  The Theocracy of Respectener | Authoritarian Democracy | “Denying the Truth is a path to destruction” | |
| 5. |  The Grimms Hollow of Isle Alexandra | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Timor mortis conturbat me” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Polling Booths | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Polls!!!” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Elanore | Democratic Socialists | “Es ist noch kein meister vom Himmel gefallen” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Sharkville | Corrupt Dictatorship | “All Hail the Big Shark” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Cropleighshire | Corporate Police State | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Europeian Republic of Uranu | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Republic of you safety with God” |
