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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Fjord

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of The Nine Heimr	Civil Rights Lovefest	“A sword age, a wind age, a wolf age.”
2.	The Vickenian Protectorate of MaxStat	Civil Rights Lovefest	“By the blood of our brethren shall we triumph”
3.	The Surprisal of Longship	Corporate Bordello	“Row, Row, Row Your Boat...”
4.	The Irises of Boreal Light	Left-wing Utopia	“We shared a clove cigarette / on the parapet”
5.	The Herd Immunity of Muskox	Left-wing Utopia	“Head to the Wind”
6.	The Reindeer Herders of Arctic Tundra	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Every man dreams of a Northwest Passage to the heart”
7.	The Norðrvegr of Runestone	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Nothing good can happen to those who break their oaths”
8.	The Star-Crowned Snow Forests of Christmastide	Left-wing Utopia	“When the snow lay round about / Deep and crisp and even”
9.	The Skáldic Sagas of Snorri Sturluson	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“For never has more of the story of the world been told”
10.	The Blustery Frost Spirit of Old Man Winter	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Always winter, and never Christmas”

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