by Max Barry

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The Most Ignorant Citizens in Florida

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, Florida is ranked 13,822nd in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Fascist Hellhole of Ron DeathSantisIron Fist Consumerists“Don't say 'gay'!”
2.The Unbearable Lightness of BloodkillerCapitalist Paradise“Shall I kill you now?”
3.The United Green Children of ZetsudomPsychotic Dictatorship“YOU LOOK TASTY ENOGH TO EAT”
4.The Dictatorship of Art of PizzaFather Knows Best State“We make the best pizza!”
5.The Armed Republic of TallahasseeRight-wing Utopia“Please do not laugh at the capitol building.”
6.The Republic of Facebook loserFather Knows Best State“I see you”
7.The Community of Nicoteen CentralFather Knows Best State“Don't Dream It, Be It”
8.The Allied States of Contact PaperInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Catching flies...leave me alone”
9.The Democratic States of Ernest HemingwayInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ask not for whom the bell tolls”
10.The Free Land of West FLCompulsory Consumerist State“Growth, Change, Accomplishment.”
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