The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Florida
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Florida is ranked 4,997th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Unbearable Lightness of Bloodkiller | Capitalist Paradise | “Shall I kill you now?” | |
2. | The Fascist Hellhole of Ron DeathSantis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Don't say 'gay'!” | |
3. | The Tourist Traps of Central Florida | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In Citrus We Trust” | |
4. | The United States of Trumpy America | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In Trump We Trust” | |
5. | The Dominion of Montverde | Left-Leaning College State | “Dieu et mon droit” | |
6. | The Most 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩 Republic of Walt DisneyWorld | Corrupt Dictatorship | “🏰 Where Dreams Come True” | |
7. | The Armed Republic of Tallahassee | Right-wing Utopia | “Please do not laugh at the capitol building.” | |
8. | The Free Land of West FL | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Growth, Change, Accomplishment.” | |
9. | The Dictatorship of Art of Pizza | Father Knows Best State | “We make the best pizza!” | |
10. | The Community of Nicoteen Central | Father Knows Best State | “Don't Dream It, Be It” |