The Lowest Crime Rates in Freak Show
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Freak Show is ranked 11,874th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The ⓵⓶⓷⓸⓹ of Count V | Moralistic Democracy | “I feel depressed, I feel so bad” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Saint Jack Smith | New York Times Democracy | “Charging Donald J. Trump with felony violations” | |
| 3. |  The 96 Eyes of Human Fly | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Buzzzz... help me.... help me... help me... SPLOTT!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of SUPREME BEING 1 | Father Knows Best State | “Motto of my toes” |
