The Most Rebellious Youth in Freak Show
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Freak Show is ranked 14,380th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Fiefdom of Human Volcano | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Barnello the Human Volcano” | |
| 2. |  The ⓵⓶⓷⓸⓹ of Count V | Moralistic Democracy | “I feel depressed, I feel so bad” | |
| 3. | The 96 Eyes of Human Fly | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Buzzzz... help me.... help me... help me... SPLOTT!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of SUPREME BEING 1 | Father Knows Best State | “Motto of my toes” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of FLEABAG | Libertarian Police State | “Fleace and Justice” |
