The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in free land
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of HC Freedom | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hockey” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Prince Rupert | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Hodur | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. |  The New Gold Dream of Low Low Low | New York Times Democracy | “Lower than low” |
