The Rudest Citizens in Gatesville Inc
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Cold Hearted Bastardy of ColdHeartedBastards | Left-Leaning College State | “Poor People Are Lazy” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic | Corporate Police State | “We don't need no stinkin' motto!” | |
| 3. |  The Hostile Corporate Takeover of Schlemeils | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “404: Motto not found.” | |
| 4. |  The GV Corporal of Random One | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Insert message or potato here” | |
| 5. |  The Kraut Killing Nation of Rocket Saws | Corporate Police State | “We're going lumberjack on your ass!!” | |
| 6. |  The Theocracy of Una Salus Victus | Left-Leaning College State | “Expand your horizons” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of A Well Respected Man | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Doing the best things so conservatively.” | |
| 8. |  The Absolute Units of Schitz | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Furthermore, I am a bell end” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Crooked Truth | Left-wing Utopia | “Sure....” |
