Gay Equality World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
11.	The Federal Republic of Alpenburg	Civil Rights Lovefest	“In Unity and Liberty”
12.	The Rogue Nation of GSN42	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Tiocfaidh ár lá”
13.	The Free Land of Private Hero	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings”
14.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalonde	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
15.	The Colony of Drag Queen	Left-wing Utopia	“He who laughs last didn’t get it.”
16.	The Principality of Him	Democratic Socialists	“The girl of my dreams is a boy.”
17.	The Chartered Institute of Office Girls	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The only reward for good work is more work”
18.	The Commonwealth of Gay Love	Democratic Socialists	“It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.”
19.	The Eterna Primavera of Spanish Africa	Left-wing Utopia	“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
20.	The Reanimated Corpse of Otis-T	New York Times Democracy	“What did the metric alien say? Take me to your liter.”

Gay EqualityWorld Census