by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Gholgoth

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Gholgoth is ranked 453rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grand Dominion of Drakonian ImperiumAnarchy“Greatness, Power, and Authority! All Hail, Drakonia!”
2.The Plutocratic Shahdom of The ParthiansBenevolent Dictatorship“Mara dad farmud va Khod Davar Ast.”
3.The Glorious Empire of The ScandinvansCapitalist Paradise“For God, Emperor, and Empire.”
4.The War Machine of Borman EmpireBenevolent Dictatorship“If I want your opinion, I'll give it you”
5.The Imperium of TiamiCivil Rights Lovefest“Peace is but the buildup between wars”
6.The Sovereign Imperium of Machina HaruspexInoffensive Centrist Democracy“It is better for a man to be afraid than happy”
7.The Federation of Mount ShavanoCorporate Bordello“Libertas primoris”
8.The Most Serene Republic of The Master MLiberal Democratic Socialists“Nemo Me Impune Lacessit”
9.The Acheron Imperium of DephireInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Revenge. It's a beautiful thing.”
10.The Dread Empire of AutomagfreekInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Are Many, Among So Very Few”
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