The Safest in Hell
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Hell is ranked 16,577th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Calm Nation of Morbus | Democratic Socialists | “It's not the end yet” | |
| 2. |  The Cold Heart of Neon Frost | Civil Rights Lovefest | “All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.” | |
| 3. |  The New Coalition of Austin Setzer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All good shall rise, all evil shall fall” | |
| 4. |  The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of Altmoras | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Safety, Security, Unity.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Bad Realizations | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No life is a good life” | |
| 6. |  The Dictatorship of Harann | Democratic Socialists | “Trust in the mountain” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of Zalgoland | Right-wing Utopia | “Zͅă̖̞l̫g̢̤o,̙̌ ḥe͠ c̫̮͜o͗m͂ěs̞̑.̬̆̄” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Margala | Corrupt Dictatorship | “We Wake In The Silent Night...” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Organically Farmed Cards | Moralistic Democracy | “Cards” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Rights are good | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Freedom is nice” |
