The Largest Governments in Hippiedom
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The John Lennon Utopia of Strawberrry Fields | Left-wing Utopia | “Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields” | |
| 2. |  The Adventures of Born Again Hippie | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Born Again Hippie” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Eternal-Love | Civil Rights Lovefest | “All you need is love.” | |
| 4. |  The Community of Eternal Petrichor | Left-wing Utopia | “What’s that smell?” | |
| 5. |  The Coughing Smoke Cloud of The Hippy Dude | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ahhh snap, it's 4:20, where my bud at?” | |
| 6. |  The Silver Hammer of Maxwell Edison | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer!” | |
| 7. |  The Happy Sith Empire of Vader Knows Best 11 | Authoritarian Democracy | “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” |
