The Nudest in Hippy Haven
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Blue Purple Red Love of The Flower Child | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Love is the flower you've got to let grow.” | |
| 2. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Great Victory Belongs to the Persevering” | |
| 4. |  The Gradual Disintegration of Alan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Life happened.” | |
| 5. |  The Affirmation of Famm | Left-wing Utopia | “Diversity. Equality. Unity.” | |
| 6. |  The John Lennon Utopia of Forever Fields | Left-wing Utopia | “Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Green Vapors of Vellashu | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ask the right questions.” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Lucifers Cats | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “HAIL SATAN!” | |
| 9. |  The Crest of A High And Beautiful Wave | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A High And Beautiful Wave” | |
| 10. |  The Mr Tambourine Man of Sir Bob Dylan | Left-wing Utopia | “Oh, Jokerman, you don’t show any response” |
